And I don’t know what happens now — My Dad has been sick for years. After hitting his head from a fall off the kitchen barstool that Saturday and a trip to the hospital, turns out he had stage four renal failure and pneumonia. We were all with him — me, my brother, sister and Mom. We got…

This could be why you’re single — We put out vibes, whether they’re subtle or in your face. People can sniff us out and know more about our own motivations than we do. Some of us are advertising to the world we’re not ready for a relationship. Here are some signs: You’re rehashing a previous relationship Baggage City = Population 1.5 You’re…

Drop these zeros and make yourself the hero — Nothing kills your confidence quicker than the Powers That Be working against you to turn everything to shit and it all being beyond your control. Or are they? Ah phooey. I believe our confidence, expectations and end results are 99% our own doing. There are five common pain in the…

You’re complete all on your own. — “You’re my missing puzzle piece. I’m complete.” — Katy Perry Bullshit. Why do so many single people tend to feel like shit about themselves and desperate to get into any kind of relationship? Because of this shit right there. The notion of this lyric implies you’re incomplete without a significant…

Reporting live from the murder scene of your dating hopes and dreams — Oh man! I found a folder of old drafts of my online dating story ridiculousness from before Covid times! Because the Good Lord knows I don’t fuck with online dating anymore. So please enjoy this backlog from The Before Time, in the Long Long Ago. Igot a friend request on Facebook from a guy whose profile says he’s a fellow comedian who has mutual comedian friends. I typically accept comedian friend requests as a matter of business. And hilarity ensued!

Reporting live from the murder scene of your dating hopes and dreams — Oh man! I found a folder of old drafts of my online dating story ridiculousness from before Covid times! Because the Good Lord knows I don’t fuck with online dating anymore. So please enjoy this backlog from The Before Time, in the Long Long Ago. Guy on Tinder: His profile…

Reporting live from the murder scene of your dating hopes and dreams — Oh man! I found a folder of old drafts of my online dating story ridiculousness from before Covid times! Because the Good Lord knows I don’t fuck with online dating anymore. So please enjoy this back-log from The Before Time, in the Long Long Ago. This guy only wants to…

Reporting live from the murder scene of your dating hopes and dreams — Oh man! I found a folder of old drafts of my online dating story ridiculousness from before Covid times! Because the Good Lord knows I don’t fuck with online dating anymore. So please enjoy this back-log from The Before Time, in the Long Long Ago. Guy on Hinge: Ok, Niki…

Beyond the fact he’s a man and you met him on Tinder — What I’m about to say may shock you. Some men only want you for sex. WHAT?! I know. Crazy, right? They look at you like a juicy steak that needs to be flipped, tenderized, and flambéed. They don’t care how sweet or smart you are, or how much value you…