Weird Texts Between Siblings

Me: I needs a snack.

Sammy: I hear midgets are in season.

Me: Where am I going to find one at this hour?

Sammy: Dave’s All Night Midget Hunting Emporium off Hwy 9

Me: This is information that would have been useful to me yesterday.

Sammy: If you can’t bag a midget you shouldn’t own a seal club.

Me: Club sandwich.

Sammy: After you club ‘em you can make what ever sandwich you like. Like PBM. Peanut butter and jelly on a midget. Oh, and Dave’s is running a special. If you bag a big healthy midget he will throw in a handycap midget for free. Think about the parking privledges.

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Weird Girl, thrift store owl collector, heartbreaker, lush, aspiring adult. IG: DocJohnnyFever

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