Me: I needs a snack.
Sammy: I hear midgets are in season.
Me: Where am I going to find one at this hour?
Sammy: Dave’s All Night Midget Hunting Emporium off Hwy 9
Me: This is information that would have been useful to me yesterday.
Sammy: If you can’t bag a midget you shouldn’t own a seal club.
Me: Club sandwich.
Sammy: After you club ‘em you can make what ever sandwich you like. Like PBM. Peanut butter and jelly on a midget. Oh, and Dave’s is running a special. If you bag a big healthy midget he will throw in a handycap midget for free. Think about the parking privledges.