I’ve decided being a secure, non-validation seeking, mature-ish person is sooo boring and lame. For the next week I’m going to check in on social media to every venue/eatery/whorehouse I patronize to make sure everyone knows how popular and what a woman-about-town I am. This is in no way an attempt to overcompensate for the lack of emotional connection and depth in my relationships, or to make myself feel better about not actually having a life. No siree. I mean, if I don’t broadcast my every move how will you guys like and comment on my posts thereby letting me know that I’m good enough and cool and worthwhile? It’s not like I can feel that way about myself intrinsically. C’mon now.
Coming up later in the week: the importance of passive aggressive vaguebooking to maintain a false sense of superiority and importance. And selfies!
Welcome to Validation Nation!
#ValidationNation #ValidationDestination #ValidationNationBasicBitch
This King Kong Roll at Kino Sushi on Hollywood Blvd. in Hollywood is so delish, you guys! 👍🍣 #FoodPorn #ValidationDestination
Huge Mummy promo at Hollywood & Highland! #GlobeTrotter #ValidationDestination
Coldstone Coffee Lovers overlooking Hollywood Blvd and El Capitan! #ValidationDestination
I can already feel my popularity and self-worth skyrocketing, guys! #ValidationNation
Welcome to Validation Nation! Be sure to check out our entries on Work, Hump Day, Vaguebooking, and Selfies. Stalk Niki’s ongoing investigation into the world of Basic Bitches on Twitter an Instagram.