Of course. And good ones. Wouldn’t matter how many I had, they always ask for more. They want me to take a selfie just for them that no one else has. They want something super special and specific from a stranger. What they really want is pictures of my tits. That’s what they’re really asking for.

I get that a lot of people misrepresent themselves and don’t look like their pics, so they want some kind of immediate, spontaneous proof you actually look like them, but it becomes a slippery slope right into “well you agreed to send me a selfie, why not send me some naked pics now, too? What are you, a prude?” And they can all fuck right off. Believe me or don’t. I don’t have time for that bullshit. Next!

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Weird Girl, thrift store owl collector, heartbreaker, lush, aspiring adult. IG: DocJohnnyFever nikimarinis@gmail.com

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