Make These First Date Mistakes And Be Alone Forever
Screw up this bad and you’ll die single
Every successful relationship starts with a great first date. Any couple who’s happily in love will bore you with the story of their initial dinner and movie.
For most, the first date is a fun social event filled with hope and positive energy. But for many, it’s a gasoline-soaked hurdle set ablaze that must be jumped in order to find someone who’ll put up with you.
First dates cure loneliness because they make you want to be alone.
The Sick Sad Truth is if you screw up that first date, you’re probably going to die alone. These first date mistakes aren’t just deal breakers, they’re deal-destroying-weapons-of-mass-destruction.
If you commit any of these crimes, your date is dead, no questions asked.
Don’t do this stupid shit and who knows, maybe one day you’ll become one-half of that couple who’s always telling the boring story about how wonderful and romantic it was when they first met.
YAWN.
Drone on about your ex
While your date is awkwardly trying to get to know you and all you can think about is what… or who… your ex is doing.
