How to Screw Up Your Relationship

Katie Dutch — used with permission

Go through each other’s phones

Dishonesty is the best policy

Constantly bring up the past

Don’t Respond

Try to sleep with as many of each other’s friends as you can

Assume, Accuse, Attack

Make it Facebook official

Don’t make it Facebook official

Follow as many half naked Instagram accounts as you can

Disrespect them in public

Make plans

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Niki Marinis

Niki Marinis

Weird Girl, thrift store owl collector, heartbreaker, lush, aspiring adult. IG: DocJohnnyFever nikimarinis@gmail.com https://nikimarinis.medium.com/membership