For real! The Form Letter is one I forgot to add to this list. Or guys who send you something hateful or negative because they think an angry response telling them to fuck off is better than nothing. “I’m tired of being nice.” No, you’re just an impatient jackass who wants a great relationship handed to you without any effort.

I always message back exactly what they send me.

“Hey.”

“Hey.”

“What are you up to?”

“Not much, you?”

“Same.”

RIVETTING

I even stopped asking them how their day was in return.

“How’s your day going?”

“Great!”

Sometimes they’d have to actually THINK in order to come up with something more to say. Again, this all just makes it that much easier to weed out the losers.

You SHOULD write about your dating experiences! Right here on Medium. I bet they’d be popular. :)

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