Eating Makes Me Feel Good

I tried to be an alcoholic. Really tried. Alcohol tastes like crap when you’re drinking alone. Fail.

I can’t afford a drug addiction. Ha! I don’t buy drugs, I have huge boobs.

Honestly, if I was smart I would invest my time and improved energy in cocaine. I would get shit done, slim down, and save all that money I’ve been wasting on food. I’ll just do coke until I lose 40 lbs and then I’ll…

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Niki Marinis

Niki Marinis

Weird Girl, thrift store owl collector, heartbreaker, lush, aspiring adult. IG: DocJohnnyFever nikimarinis@gmail.com https://nikimarinis.medium.com/membership