Dating Dry Spell

Feeling like you’ve been single so long there must be something wrong with you

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Katie Dutch — used with permission

“Niki, you’re just too picky! If you’d just ask guys out and do all the work then you could have a guy who would gladly take everything you gave him while he pursues a woman he REALLY wants to be with!” #feminism


“Let’s just message forever and never actually meet in person because I’m not ready for that kind of commitment and you might be a serial killer. Dating is fun!”

In The Before Time, in The Long, Long Ago, when you could still meet up with people In Real Life, I liked to arrange dates at the local tiki bar so I could cross more drinks off my Mai Tai drink passport. That’s MY frequent dating card. The hangovers are free!

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Tiki culture is so much fun! Author’s photo

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Weird Girl, thrift store owl collector, heartbreaker, lush, aspiring adult. IG: DocJohnnyFever

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