Cupid Tinder Match: Sports Night
Reporting live from the murder scene of your dating hopes and dreams
2 min readMay 30, 2020
Guy on Tinder: Just 😴
Guy: Heading to Sharkeez for MNF
Me: Have a great time! 🏈
Stating your plans is not an invitation. If you want to see me you’re going to have to actually ask me out.