Cupid Tinder Match: No Waze to My Heart
Reporting live from the murder scene of your dating hopes and dreams
3 min readSep 22, 2022
Oh man! I found a folder of old drafts of my online dating story ridiculousness from before Covid times! Because the Good Lord knows I don’t fuck with online dating anymore. So please enjoy this back-log from The Before Time, in the Long Long Ago.