Cupid Tinder Match: LOL FML
Reporting live from the murder scene of your dating hopes and dreams
Oh man! I found a folder of old drafts of my online dating story ridiculousness from before Covid times! Because the Good Lord knows I don’t fuck with online dating anymore. So please enjoy this back-log from The Before Time, in the Long Long Ago.
This guy only wants to get laid, and immediately. I just want him to admit it.
Guy on OKC: Niki??
Me: That’s me :)
Guy: ;)
Guy: To late for txtn?
Stop abbreviating words. There are no character limits, man.
Me: Not yet
Guy: Too late for company?
Me: Company?
Guy: Say I wanted to meet u
Guy: Is it too late for tonight??
Me: It’s a little late tonight to go out
Guy: It is
Guy: :(
Guy: Ok
Guy: To late for a profile pic for my phone??
We haven’t met, only exchanged ten texts, and you want a special profile pic for your phone?
