Cupid Tinder Match #36
Holiday Dating!
Guy was funny and cool right up to this moment.
Guy on Tinder: Let’s meet in a couple weeks.
Me: A couple of weeks? Haha
Guy: Well I’m busy next weekend and I can’t get hammered appropriately when I have to work in the mornings! What do you want Christmas Eve?
(I honestly didn’t understand that last sentence)
Me: What do I want? Uh…stuff?
Guy: No no no😑😒😟 to meet tomorrow night?
(Oh, that’s what he meant! OK)
Me: No, I have plans.
Guy: And u scoff at me for asking you out Jan 6? Did I break a convention or something and I’m an inept loser now
(Well, yes, now you are)
Me: Uh… never mind
Charming. I also like that his date plans were to get hammered.
Merry Christmas to me and the three other single people I know! #7thwheel
#single4life
Niki Marinis is a comedian and lush available for all your holiday parties! Follow her glittering downward spiral on Twitter and Instagram.
