Reporting live from the murder scene of your dating hopes and dreams — Oh man! I found a folder of old drafts of my online dating story ridiculousness from before Covid times! Because the Good Lord knows I don’t fuck with online dating anymore. So please enjoy this back-log from The Before Time, in the Long Long Ago. This guy only wants to…

Reporting live from the murder scene of your dating hopes and dreams — Oh man! I found a folder of old drafts of my online dating story ridiculousness from before Covid times! Because the Good Lord knows I don’t fuck with online dating anymore. So please enjoy this back-log from The Before Time, in the Long Long Ago. Guy on Hinge: Ok, Niki…

Beyond the fact he’s a man and you met him on Tinder — What I’m about to say may shock you. Some men only want you for sex. WHAT?! I know. Crazy, right? They look at you like a juicy steak that needs to be flipped, tenderized, and flambéed. They don’t care how sweet or smart you are, or how much value you…

Three reasons you got ghosted — You went on a great date. You’ve played it cool, but you still haven’t heard from him. Why hasn’t he called? The date went well, didn’t it? There are three reasons that guy isn’t calling. There was no mutual connection Within minutes of meeting up with him for your first date, you were overcome with…

It’s all about cheap thrills. Don’t be one. — When’s the last time some douchewad messaged you, “Send me some nudes!” I’m guessing it was five minutes ago. These guys are asking for nudes before they’re even asking for your actual phone number. Why are they constantly asking for naked pictures? We know men love to look at naked…

Sex isn’t a reward or a gift, either. It’s for you. — Sex isn’t a prize you award someone for jumping through your hoops, as if giving it will secure the committed relationship you want from them. Sex isn’t a reward for good behavior or a bargaining tool or something you give in exchange for your love. Sex is for you. You…

Or is it an excellent day for a relationship exorcism? — You were dating someone and they up and ghosted you. Disappeared in the night. Super lame, man. Why would someone do that? Well, it’s easier than having an actual conversation. The path of least resistance. How much do you really owe someone you went on two dates with? …

Simple tips to avoid being murdered — What’s the best way to tell if your date is a serial killer? Oh wait, there isn’t one. Most women wouldn’t go out with a man she thought was a sociopath. MOST women don’t say, “OMG, I’ve been talking to this guy online and he’s giving off this super sexy…

Falling in love with your sworn political enemy — When it comes to politics and love, if you feel really strongly about your political views, you shouldn’t waste your time dating outside of your political party. You’re only asking for trouble. Healthy debates can quickly devolve into personal attacks and do some serious damage to your relationship. …